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Sunday, September 16, 2007  
Just watched Sinbad and the Eye of the Tiger. Not the best movie, not the best animation, but OH LORD ON HIGH how Jane Seymour arouses me in this:

Amazingly, that is the UGLIEST picture of her in the movie. It took me at least an extra hour to watch this because I was pausing every time she was on screen. SO. WORTH. IT.

And yes, she and that cute blonde go swimming and subathing together:

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And as much as I wished they did more than sunbathe, realize that this is a G-rated movie folks. Yes, G. Motherfucker, G!!! The '70s were, by far, the greatest decade of American Cinema© I happened to live through. Perhaps ever.

And believe it or not, she looks even hotter wearing her costumes, because they reveal so much while ever so carefully concealing just enough. And yes, she does have awesome legs. And truly the face of an angel. And probably the hottest belly-button of any woman ever. If you ever needed proof that God is a man, watch this movie.
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