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| McDBAs of Our Lives 
 |   |  |  |  |  | | Saturday, January 14, 2006 I may have said earlier that I would gladly pay good money to drown myself in Keira Knightley's bathwater.  I was mistaken.  I meant to say I would beg, borrow, and steal every last dollar on the planet Earth so that I could bid on the slightest chance that I might sample one drop of this woman's bathwater:
 
 I absolutely recommend purchasing this exquisite publication, it's like watching the sun rise every time you look at it.14:50 
 
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