Check out the new SQL Team blogs! All kinds of good things there, just don't read my blog.

And elsewhere in the world: TVMax, oooops, sorry, DIPSHIT FUCKING CABLE CO. orally sodomizes four-legged antler-bearing tundra dwellers! Yeah, I know: water is wet, the sky is blue, death and taxes. Stoooooooooooooopid cable went out twice this past week! And I have to call THEM back to tell them it's fixed! I guess their service techs are too dumb to realize when they've actually fixed something.