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McDBAs of Our Lives
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Saturday, July 26, 2003
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl. GO. SEE. IT.
14:14
Monday, July 14, 2003
Dipshit Fucking Cable Co., aka TVMax, strikes again! So we have a minor thunderstorm (OK, actually there was a guy with a big wooden boat herding animals in the parking lot) and the power goes out for 10 seconds and comes back on. So the HBO channels I'm shelling out $12 a month for AREN'T THERE! Even funnier, all three of them are playing an infomercial for...drum roll...
DISH NETWORK!!!! :)
Let me ask you: if your company is so fucking stoooooooooopid to have equipment that blows up during a minor storm, ya think it makes sense to drop your regular channels and supply advertisements for your competitors????
Have I mentioned before that everyone in this apartment complex who has a southern exposure has Dish Network???? What a fucking surprise I'm sure....
18:26
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