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Sunday, June 15, 2003  
GOT A NEW CPU AND MOBO!!! After I went to DipshitPC, er, I mean PCRapids.com, AKA PCWe'llFuckYourAssWithExtraHiddenCharges.com and ordered some stuff and they just decided to charge me for it AFTER I posted the payment, but not before, and then I tried to get back to them and then finally someone called me and I called them back and said "CANCEL THE MOTHERFUCKER", I was livid, then I went to one of the stores around the corner and got an Asus mobo and an Athlon XP 2500 CPU and 512MB of RAM. Probably coulda done cheaper online, but I'm not sure I'll ever shop online again after the PCRunningDownTheRapidsAndGettingSmashedOnTheRocks.com fiasco.

STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPID motherfuckers.
16:40

Saturday, June 07, 2003  
Got the big screen TV! WOO HOO! 65 inches of Mitsubishi splendor. Lawrence of Arabia was UN. FUCKING. BELIEVEABLE. Barry Lyndon was UN. FUCKING. BELIEVEABLE. The Matrix was just OK, I don't have the special edition, and the picture wasn't all that great. Still, Carrie-Ann Moss is MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM at any size, just more MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM on a big screen.

I also finally got my MVP stuff from Microsoft! After 5-6 times insisting that yes, I do live in my new apartment and yes, they did send the original package to the right address. I guess it's perfectly safe and reasonable to leave packages on the doorstep in Redmond, no one would EVER take it.
09:55